Below are the voice recordings I have made. Newest are at the bottom. Enjoy.
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AL's "I'm a human from New Jersey" line from
Here's Hopping for
"Right. I'm a human from New Jersey or
something who just fantasizes about being an alien. [laugh] Nice one, Doc."
Central's lines from Frightened Virgil from the comic
Jack. Specifically, this, this and this page.
Jack is copyrighted to David Hopkins. They've been talking about
recording Jack on the forums, so I, loving playing the Ms. Bitch parts,
chose to do Central. (5.45MB ~ 0:00:32)
"Of course it was you. You've done far
worse. I was alive to witness most of it, after all. Yes. Get angry. It's
expected from you. Where is Virgil? You, of all people, are in no position to
determine the fate of souls. No! I want to take him to judgment! Only a
genocidal dictator like yourself would think himself worthy of being the
ultimate judge! All right, Jack, I don't want to, but you won't be the first Sin
that's made it come to this. Time to go back!"
AL stating she hasn't had enough time with the Doctor from my story Regeneration.
To get the emotion, I watched the video of Josh Gracin's "Stay With Me" until I
cried, then I recorded the lines. (1.14MB ~ 0:00:07)
"No! Doctor . . . I haven't had enough
time with you, yet . . . "
Me and
AL arguing at the start of the
blog entry for the Doctors'
anniversary party. I also get to play the part of a doorbell. :) Below was taken
directly from the blog, minus the actions and smileys. The
red text is me and the lime text is AL. (6.96MB
~ 0:00:41)
PEOPLE!
What now?!
Yes, now!
No, I mean what are you barging into my house for, now?
You guys haven't
updated since Luke's birthday.
So?
So~ now it's the
Doctors' 43rd anniversary.
Yeah, and? What, you
think I forgot?
I should hope you wouldn't. Where is everyone, anyway?
The Doctors are
tinkering in the TARDIS, where I want them. The rest of the guys are upstairs
setting up for the party. Hooks is up
there, too.
Party?
Yeah. Duh. Again, you
think I'd forget their anniversary?
Um . . . no?
Exactly. The guests
should be arriving soon.
Guests?
[here I play the doorbell]
Would you get that for me?
What am I, a servant
girl?
Just do it.
Centrals
lines from Fnar Reborn.
This page.
Jack is copyrighted to David Hopkins. (4.67MB
~ 0:00:28)
"Jack? Turn back right now and leave. This
is your warning. I had hope for you, Jack. I wanted to see you be better than
your sins. I had warned Farrago that you could hurt her because I care for her,
but she told me that you could change and be saved. That may still be the case,
but right now . . . right now, I hate you for making my warning valid."
Central's lines
from Central.
Jack is copyrighted to David Hopkins. (1.95MB
~ 0:00:23)
"Of course, Farrago. My office is always
open. You are still a young angel, Farrago. This Sin is a Sin for a reason. And
even if he is worth going after, he is in the company of those that would hurt
us. We love you, Farrago, and I beg that you not forget how you lost your wings
. . . "
Combining the above file with the file of the wonderful voice talent of fellow
Jack forumite Brewed_Beaner, the
Central short is
complete. I've used red color for me as Central. White is Brewed_Beaner as
Farrago.
Jack is copyrighted to David Hopkins.
(3.83MB ~ 0:00:46)
Central? Can we talk?
Of course, Farrago. My office is always
open.
Recently, I encountered the Sin, Wrath, and he somewhat
puzzles me. He is not like the Sins, Gluttony, and is certainly not like the Sin
Lust. He seems to genuinely care about his charges. I want to help him.
You are still a young angel, Farrago.
This Sin is a Sin for a reason. And even if he is worth going after, he is in
the company of those that would hurt us. We love you, Farrago, and I beg that
you not forget how you lost your wings . . .
Central's lines from Games We Play In Hell.
Jack is copyrighted to David Hopkins.
Page One --
Line One (1.27MB ~ 0:00:15) "Good. You're back with me. You shouldn't
stay. I'll take care of them. Guess!! Do something about it, whore!"
Page Two
and Three --
Line Two (1.03MB ~ 0:00:12) "Get away from her! I just got done
wasting your brother-slash-sister. You want to be next, you cheap prat?? Hey! I
got your hat back."
Page Three
--
Line Three (1.26MB ~ 0:00:15) "No! Thank you! Tracking your soul led me right to
them. They went into hiding and, though I can't kill them, they hurt. They
deserved it for crashing that plane . . . "
Page Three
--
Line Four (855KB ~ 0:00:10) "Hmmnh? We don't judge people
differently, Silver . . . There are only ten rules and you broke a big one."
Page Three
--
Line Five (1.39MB ~ 0:00:17) "It's
not like that at all. Silverblue, I want to tell you something. I . . . I'm not
supposed to, but I didn't want you to go here. I didn't want anyone to -- "
Page Three
--
Line Six (885KB ~ 0:00:10) "Silver . . . I want to help you . . .
Silver . . . ! Silver . . . There's a way out of Hell . . . "
A line from my
story, The
Wrath of Caan, recorded because I couldn't describe how to pronounce
"nudge".
(295KB ~ 0:00:03)
*sigh* Dammit . . . am I really that much
of a nudge?
AL's rant from
my story
A Night at the Inkwell minus the inclusion of the tentacles.
(3.70MB ~ 0:00:44)
For the same reason Erik had to hide
underground. Fear. The human race has this tendency to attack what it doesn’t
understand and, frankly, I find it completely and totally uncalled for. Though
you’d expect it in the time Erik lived in – the nineteenth century. But now?
Jeez, just because someone’s a little eccentric . . . okay, a lot
eccentric . . . doesn’t mean that they shouldn’t be treated with respect. And who
gives a crap if they have four sentient tentacles welded to their back or gears
sticking out of various joints . . . no reason to treat them like dirt. [the
tentacles would speak here] Constantly.
And I never get tired of hearing it. But what I’m saying makes sense if you
think about it. Really, Doctor, I’ve no idea why you like humans so much.
Honestly. I love you to death, you know I do, yet that’s one part of you I never
understood, linked or not . . . this fascination with Earth and the human race.”
Central's lines from Been
Reading Job.
Jack is copyrighted to David Hopkins.
Page One --
Line One (295KB ~ 0:00:03) "Well
. . . you're here early."
Page Two --
Line Two (435KB ~ 0:00:05) "I
came here to make myself angry. And I don't need your help with that."
Page Two --
Line Three (241KB ~ 0:00:03)
"Both of you?"
Page Two --
Line Four (300KB ~ 0:00:03) "Alright.
What do you want?"
Page Two --
Line Five (828KB ~ 0:00:10)
" *sigh* You hurt her horribly, Jack. The wings you gave her have fallen out . .
. "
Page Two
and Three --
Line Six (835KB ~ 0:00:10) "No,
Jack. The more you learn about your life, the harder it will be to control your
wrath. I can't risk Farrago."
Page Three
-- Line Seven (685KB ~ 0:00:08)
"I don't know if that could -- Your brother sins will never let you proceed if
they hear you're trying this."
Page Three
-- Line Eight (514KB ~ 0:00:16) "NO!
I'll send someone to oversee and help, but it will not be her."
Page Four
-- Line Nine (1.15MB ~ 0:00:14)
"You're not the only one who hates how this has to be . . . Penelope's place in
heaven is secure . . . but before damning someone like Fangs or you, we give
them every chance at redemption."
Page Four
-- Line Ten (1.09MB ~ 0:00:13) "Farrago
felt someone like you was worth the same risk. I have to go now. We'll be
watching you, Jack. And don't worry . . . Fangs is out of last chances."
The following sound bytes were originally recorded between July and October
of 2002.
Collab Byte One
(82KB ~ 0:00:03) "Can it, Janus! You better take care of yourself first!"
Harry (91KB ~
0:00:04) "Well, there are only two of us here and your name is
Harry." Requested by Stella, borrowed from Doctor Who.
AL's Monologue
(282KB ~ 0:00:26) "It was on the planet Skaro that our old enemy the
Master was finally put on trial. They say he listened calmly as his list of evil
crimes was read and sentence passed. And he made his last . . . and we thought
someone curious request. He demanded that my friend, the Doctor, a rival Time
Lord, should take his
remains back to their home planet, Gallifrey. It was a request they should never
have granted." From the Doctor Who Movie.
I AM the Doctor!
(193KB ~ 0:00:17) "I cross the voice beyond the mind. The empty space
that circles time. I see where others stumbled blind to see a truth they never
find. Eternal wisdom as my guide. I am the Doctor!" Originally recorded by Jon
Pertwee. I think Stella requested this, too.
SuperBunny
(97KB ~ 0:00:04) "SuperBunny can beat your WonderHare anytime, anywhere!"
Ballad (1.15MB ~
0:00:13) "Aye, though we hunted high and low and hunted everywhere. Of the
three men's fate we found no trace of any kind in any place but a door ajar, an
untouched meal and an over-toppled chair." A ballad requested by Mobius Paradox
from LJ.
Aloha Stitch
(1) (1.10MB ~ 0:00:52) This is a Stitch toy that responds to certain
verbal cues and has a "Naughty" and "Nice" setting. Red
will be me, white is Stitch. This is the "Nice"
setting, toggled by telling him "I love you".
Aloha, Stitch.
Yeah?
I know you can talk.
Okay, okay.
Are you hungry?
Oh! Coconut cake and coffee please!
Sing a song.
*singing* Aloha Oe, aloha Oe.
Where are you?
I'm with my family.
Go to sleep.
Very sleepy. *snore*
Ohana.
Ohana means family and family means no one
gets left behind. Or forgotten.
Will you play?
I cannot. I have nothing to wear.
Are you hurt?
I'm okay. I'm fluffy!
Tell me a joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island on Earth three days ago. *laugh*
What's your badness
level?
I'm having a pretty good day.
I love you.
I love you too.
Aloha Stitch
(2) (1.08MB ~ 0:00:52) "Naughty" setting, toggled by telling him
"You're rotten!". Red will be me, white
is Stitch.
Aloha, Stitch.
Ih!
I know you can talk.
Doggies cannot talk.
Are you hungry?
Not anymore. I ate your dinner! *burps*
Sing a song.
*burping* Aloha Oe, aloha Oe.
Where are you?
Stinky planet E-arth.
Go to sleep.
No! Make me a sandwich!
Ohana.
Ohana means family and family means no one
gets left behind. Or forgotten.
Will you play?
I'm busy. You go away, okay?
Are you hurt?
OW!! I hit my head!
Tell me a joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Surf.
Surf who?
Surf me dinner and be quick about it.
*laugh*
What's your badness
level?
Naughty! Blaarrgh!!
You're rotten!
*cackle!*
Personification (159KB ~ 0:00:07) "Well, I could do it! I'm
not a personification but no weak little third-rate vampire is going to keep
me out of someplace I might want to be!" The one that started it all.
Written in an old collab by Xella.
Expecting Trouble
(183KB ~ 0:00:08) "Fluffy, this thing is being set up by Janus
Sininensusi. I'm not predicting trouble. I'm expecting it." I pronounced his
last name wrong. I'm 99% positive. This is also from the collab.
AL's Monologue redone.
From the Doctor Who Movie, now with added music and sound effects!
(3.54MB ~ 0:00:42)
"It was on the planet Skaro that our old enemy the
Master was finally put on trial. They say he listened calmly as his list of evil
crimes was read and sentence passed. And he made his last . . . and we thought
someone curious request. He demanded that my friend, the Doctor, a rival Time
Lord, should take his
remains back to their home planet, Gallifrey. [explosion and Daleks going
"EXTERMINATE!!"] It was a request they should never have granted."
Disclaimer: The voice belongs to me, while the lines I'm saying might not. All lines not mine belong to their original owners. Credit will be given on each recording.