Chapter One: A Pissed AL

Late June 2003 on Alnilam. The guys had just moved the blog into Alien Lisa’s (AL’s) house, and she hasn’t been seen since Stella 5 stole Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix from Real Lisa (RL) and Stella 7 had to get it back. RL had since brought the book to Luke so he could read it. He was sitting in the living room, Tommy was in the kitchen, Hooks was curled up on one of the chairs, Data was upstairs, the Fifth Doctor was down the Hall and Adam was on the couch flipping through the cable guide.

AL suddenly stormed in, muttering under her breath and making “I’m gonna strangle somebody” gestures with her hands. She screeched to a halt when she noticed the three occupants of her living room. “What the hell?” she demanded.

Luke looked up. “Hey, Lisa!”

AL glared. “What the hell are you doing here?”

“He’s not the only one,” said Tommy from the kitchen as Hooks waved from his chair.

“Why the fuck have you al moved into my house?!” AL seethed.

This made Adam blink. “Oy. I don’t think Lisa’s ever cursed at us before…”

“Wait a tick,” said AL, “are you telling me that RL moved the blog to my house?!”

“Er,” said Luke, “well, yes.”

“WHY?!”

“Erm…” said Hooks, “because Dreamwater wasn’t free anymore and she made a promise to the guys?”

“She gave us a journal, too.” Tommy added.

“I know that!” said AL. “But, why my house?! Why Alnilam?”

“Because there’s enough room here for everyone?” Luke said, pointing to the Hall O’Rooms, where there was, indeed, enough space for everyone and more.

“Whatever,” AL muttered. “Stay if you want. I don’t care.”

“Hey,” said Tommy. “Just what happened to get you so mad?”

“5.”

The Doctor walked in and blinked. “What did she do now?”

“Pissed me off, that’s what. I hate her! I’d kill her off myself if she wasn’t gonna die in childbirth!”

The Doctor’s eyes twitched. “She’s what?”

AL fumed. “Never mind. Forget it. I’m leaving.” She stormed out the door before anyone could say anything.

“Oh, dear…” said Hooks.

Tommy agreed. “Something tells me it’s going to be a long time before she calms down.

End chapter one.

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